Stewart and Pattinson Wed? Scam Alert!

I was standing at Kroger today, hurriedly buying a few things before I headed to the office. As I was walking to the self-checkout, I did a double-take when I saw OK! Magazine's headliner: "Just Married!" and a picture of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

According to many-a-Twilight Saga-blog today, the cover only offers cheap titillation that will leave you unsatisfied in the end. Figures, right? You already have to wait and wait and wait since the new, new, new director pushed the release date back to November 2011, breaking the annual cycle. And who knows when part two will happen? After all the high school fans go to college?

At any rate, these nuptials are a false alarm . . . sort of. What the mag is really covering is the shooting of the characters' wedding and honeymoon (which is rumored to be in Brazil). The mag's website gives photos of the honeymoon house here, but also has a lot of other teasers for you such as:

1. There's no need to check the FB status -- Kellan Lutz is single.

2. Stewart is reportedly going to be very exposed for this film.

3. Some filming will be in Baton Rouge, but security is pretty high.

4. Pattinson might be invited to Prince Williams upcoming marriage? That's random.

5. Oh, and they have new kissy pics!

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